I got this great spasm *shake shake shake shake* and I have the urge to warn everyone that Jiasheng is a nipple pincher!
When I innocently and cutely and unassumingly walk into the tsunami area with my orange flavored ribena (does the ribena jump now hooo~~~), Jiasheng came and pinch my nipple! It was no ordinary pinch, he grabbed it and twisted it argh. As you all know, nipples have lotsa nerves in it, so the pain is so painful.
Remember those times when you are bouldering, you reach for a tile, and your neh-neh scrubs against a tile? Super painful right? The friction treatens to tear off your sanity. Same lah.
All those guys..beware! People with great chests and always going about naked will only further tempt that neh-neh twister (hoo~~~) to act on thee..Edwin, Yixiang, Liuli, Caleb, Kesheng, Rong Hui, Peng Yang, Jensen, You Jie, Ning Feng, John, Matthew, Charles; please do guard yourself.
Jiasheng, I dare you to pinch the most elusive nehneh in NUS climb team..the Jups neh! Muahaha.
Haha.
